I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Sometimes it’s not just easy to remain positive. In my case, it’s almost impossible. Which is why I’m now reminded of a favorite quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: “That’s what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously!” I never thought I’d say this, but buying a home in Illinois is easier than…
This is just another part of the whole Blogging A to Z series where I pick a letter and just write. “You’re not funny!” How often have women said that over the years to their husbands and boyfriends? I know I’ve been on the receiving end many o’ times in my life. Yet the thing…
This is just another part of the whole Blogging A to Z series where I pick a letter and just write. Exercise. God/Allah/Buddha/Elvis knows most of us could use more of it. A lot more. As we get older – and lazier – the pounds tend to accumulate exponentially and our ability to lose them…
It’s old news now: LA Clippers owner Donald Serling was recorded – by his mixed-race mistress, no less – saying some racist comments. Those comments became public over the weekend and some swift justice was administered by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver. Good for Silver, good for the NBA, good for everyone. Well. Except for Donald…
This is just another part of the whole Blogging A to Z series where I pick a letter and just write. Growing up I used to boast that I was going to marry the singer Tiffany, that I was going to have two sets of twins and name them Tiffany, Tonya, Butch and Pablo, and…
That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. – George Carlin Quite often in my blogs, I’ll quote something from comedian George Carlin. He remains, hands down, my all-time favorite comedian…
You call yourself a lady, ‘B’ Girl is your name. And if you don’t know what ‘B’ means, Let us explain. It was back in kollidge was when I first heard the song “B-Girls” by Young & Restless. It was actually a catchy little rap song – surprisingly, they actually existed at one time –…